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That's what we hear a lot. Ohio? Where's that? We're in Iowa. Here's a little about us.
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Kids Quotes
- Coming in after being outside for 1 min. Gracie "Mom, we were going to play outside, but Rufus kept biting Nolan's balls" (she was carrying a soccer and basketball.)
- Me telling the kids about when I was in Middle School. "I had friends that were quintuplets when I was in 7th grade. I used to go to their birthday parties and stuff." Nolan - " Mom, did you used to drink rum at those parties?" Mom - "Yea Nolan we drank rum all the time" Nolan - "What about beer?" Mom - "Yea, beer too." Dad cuts in. "Mom used to be a pirate, in fact all the Beutlers were. They had parrots and everything and drank rum and beer all the time. AAaaaarrrrgh" Nolan - "Really?"
- Nolan and Gracie were testing each other on their times tables. I decided to join in. Mom - "Nolan, what's 85x2?" Nolan - pausing "170?" Mom - "How did you know that?" Nolan - "It's a gift"
- Delaney comes in the door crying because Nolan hit her. Dad says, "Where did he hit you?" Delaney - pointing to her chest, "Right here in the boobilous"
- Delaney while walking around an antique show. "Mom can we please go to the bakery?" over and over and over. Finally I say "Why do you want to go there so bad?" Delaney - "What? I'm all about the bakery, it's the only one I know"
- 6/16/09 Aunt Robin - these kids sure have an innocent light in their eyes. They've just got the light. Delaney - Yea, it's eye boogies
- Delaney was sitting on the pot while I was putting my makeup on. She tooted and I said, "Ooooh! Tootie Fruitie!" Delaney with a roll of the eyes. "Mom, when are you going to grow up?" I started laughing so hard my eyes were watering. Then under her breath Delaney said, "Gees, I'm so sick of this!"
- Delaney - "Mom, I kinda miss being 5." Mom- "Why?" D- "I don't know. I just missing being my old age."
- 2/15/09 Nolan to primary teacher during opening excercises. The teacher was talking about Noah. - Nolan - How did they get the animals from all the continents to the ark? I mean, what about the red panda?
- Delaney 2/16/09 - Delaney early in the morning while still in bed - Happy President's day Gracie! Grace guess what! These two fingers, their frozen. (fell asleep during the night)
- 11/10/08 Mom to Nolan- Do you think you will play an instrument in 5th grade? Nolan - Maybe. Grandpa - I always thought it would be fun to play the drums. Delaney - I always wanted to play the maracas. They are SO musical!
- 10/30/08 (On the way home from the Stake Center) Nolan - Mom look at this cool lego thing I found in the bathroom at the church! Mom - Nolan you should have left it there in case the boy that lost it comes back to find it. Nolan - Oh, I didn't know that was stealing too. (five minutes later mom is talking about trick-or-treating tomorrow) Nolan - I don't think I deserve to go trick-or-treating. Mom - Why? Nolan - Because I stole that lego. Mom - It was a mistake Nolan we can return it next week.
- 10/30/08 Delaney - Mom, I know what our cousin Dru's middle name is! Mom- What is it? Delaney - It's kangaroo! Gracie - No, it's Roo!
- Delaney 9/23/08 - Mom how old do I have to be before I have a boyfriend? Mom - You have to be 18. Delaney - Ohhhhh Mooooom! That is so long away! I like this boy at school now!
- Delaney - Mom, I went #1. Gracie - What is #1? Delaney - #1 is pee, #2 is poo and #3 is toot and #4 is diarhea
- Delaney 8-6-08 - (the whole trip) "Are we in Arkansas yet?" "Let me guess, we're still in Missouri!" (5 miles from grandpa and grandma Berdine's house) "Mom! I KNOW we are in Arkansas. I can feel it in my nuggets!" Dad - "Delaney, You don't have nuggets"
- Delaney July 12th - Mom! I checked my nose and there's no boogies in it!
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